Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. Th…

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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. ✨ Twitter post from Jun 05, 2012
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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. ✨ Twitter post from Jun 05, 2012

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