Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if…

Ilona Andrews
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Did those nice church ladies come by again? He nodded. I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else. ✨ Gunmetal Magic. Book by Ilona Andrews, 2012.
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