Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to e…

Terry Pratchett
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Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2013). Jingo: Stage Adaptation, p.17, A&C Black
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