Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying …

Daniel Handler
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Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery? ✨ Daniel Handler (2012). Why We Broke Up, p.156, Egmont UK
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Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery? ✨ Daniel Handler (2012). Why We Broke Up, p.156, Egmont UK

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