Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens …

Gilbert Gottfried
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Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
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Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

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