They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chi…

Karl Pilkington
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They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up. ✨ 3 Minute Wonder (Some Thoughts by Karl Pilkington: Nature). TV Series, August 17, 2006.
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