I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a c…

Joan Rivers
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I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.
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