If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today. …

Jon Stewart
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If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today. Provided I'd started with a hundred million dollars. ✨ Jon Stewart Eviscerates CNBC, Santelli On Daily Show by Jason Linkins, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 05, 2009.
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If I'd only followed CNBC's advice, I'd have a million dollars today. Provided I'd started with a hundred million dollars. ✨ Jon Stewart Eviscerates CNBC, Santelli On Daily Show by Jason Linkins, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 05, 2009.

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