Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that so…

Dave Barry
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Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
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