It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has…

Stephen Colbert
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It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. ✨ Twitter post from Aug 08, 2012
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It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. ✨ Twitter post from Aug 08, 2012

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