Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds …

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Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's on more drugs than Barry Bonds.
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