According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Ob…

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According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found a slogan so many Americans can get behind. ✨ American Morning with John Roberts and Kiran Chetry, www.cnn.com. September 16, 2009.
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According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found a slogan so many Americans can get behind. ✨ American Morning with John Roberts and Kiran Chetry, www.cnn.com. September 16, 2009.

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