See, when the government spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when t…

Dave Barry
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See, when the government spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of taxpayers, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs. ✨ American Unmoved by Deficit - Except in Altoona. The Free Lance-Star Column, news.google.com. February 29, 1992.
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