For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them i…

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ✨ Happy Birthday to You by Don Meyer, Ph.D., www.huffingtonpost.com. October 1, 2013.
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