I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-b…

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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. ✨ The Simpsons: Team Homer. TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1996.
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. ✨ The Simpsons: Team Homer. TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1996.

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