Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...N…

Jim Gaffigan
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Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food. ✨ Jim Gaffigan (2014). Food: A Love Story, p.194, Crown Archetype
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Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food. ✨ Jim Gaffigan (2014). Food: A Love Story, p.194, Crown Archetype

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