A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear t…

Terry Pratchett
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2008). The Fifth Elephant: (Discworld Novel 24), p.123, Random House
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2008). The Fifth Elephant: (Discworld Novel 24), p.123, Random House

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