My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural…

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes. ✨ Douglas Adams (2012). The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts Volume 2: The Tertiary, Quandary and Quintessential Phases, p.42, Pan Macmillan
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