I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors…

Kurt Vonnegut
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I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.
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