I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement. ✨ Jen Lancas…

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I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2008). Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer, p.15, Penguin
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I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement. ✨ Jen Lancaster (2008). Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer, p.15, Penguin

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