It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the cor…

P. G. Wodehouse
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It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof. ✨ The Code of the Woosters (1938) ch. 2
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It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof. ✨ The Code of the Woosters (1938) ch. 2

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