Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But he…

Laurell K. Hamilton
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Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. ✨ Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10, p.2783, Penguin
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