Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute…

P. J. O'Rourke
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Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, p.54, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, p.54, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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