If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk, I …

Janet Evanovich
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If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk, I said to Ranger. Not drunk, Ranger said. Just relaxed and naked. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Sizzling Sixteen, p.275, Macmillan
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