Eoin Colfer
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Not me, said Orion cheerily. I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction. Holly lifted her visor and looked the hormonal teenager in the eye. This had better not be a game, Artemis. If you do not have some serious psychosis, you will be sorry. Oh, I'm crazy, alright. I do have plenty of psychoses, said Orion Cheerily. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.

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