The message was that if something is free, you should only take the be…

David Sedaris
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The message was that if something is free, you should only take the best. If, on the other hand, you're forced to pay, it's best to lower the bar and not be so choosy. ✨ David Sedaris (2000). Me talk pretty one day
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