See, Sway, that’s what you get for flunking your pilot’s test six time…

Sherrilyn Kenyon
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See, Sway, that’s what you get for flunking your pilot’s test six times…which I’m pretty sure is a record of some sort. If not for the actual flunking, definitely for the persistence in pursuing that which you obviously have no talent for. Personally, I wouldn’t let you fly a remote-control kid’s plane. (Vik) Shut up before I find a can opener. (Sway) ✨ Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). Born of Ice, p.35, Macmillan
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