It appeared to the Elders that the people here would believe anything about themselves, no matter how preposterous, as long as it was flattering. To make sure of this, they performed an experiment. They put the idea into Earthlings' heads that the whole Universe had been created by one big animal who looked just like them. He sat on a throne with a lot of less fancy thrones all around him. When people died they got to sit on those other thrones forever because they were such close relatives of the Creator. The people down here just ate that up! β¨ Kurt Vonnegut (1997). Hocus Pocus, p.141, Penguin
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- Pretend to be good always and even God will be fooled. β¨ Kurt Vonnegut (2011). God Bless You, Mr Rosewater, p.155, Random House
- Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. β¨ Kurt Vonnegut (2007). The Sirens of Titan, p.41, Dial Press
- How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive. β¨ Kurt Vonnegut (1988). Conversations with Kurt Vonnegut, p.140, Univ. Press of Mississippi
- My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things. β¨ Kurt Vonnegut (2009). Bluebeard: A Novel, p.273, Dial Press
- Vonnegut could not help looking back, despite the danger of being turned metaphorically into a pillar of salt, into am emblem of the death that comes to those who cannot let go of the past
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