All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the elect have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so slow, so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle β keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate. β¨ Mark Twain (2013). Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated), p.4678, Delphi Classics
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