Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate…

Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the biggest gun store in town? Of course I got plenty. I got enough Tasers to light up New York City AND Boston just for giggles. (Bubba) ✨ Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). Chronicles of Nick, p.202, St. Martin's Griffin
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