I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit.…

Matt Groening
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I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
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