What happened to your tan?--Fang It was dirt. --Max

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What happened to your tan?--Fang It was dirt. --Max
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Max: Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you. Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at him) Iggy: Quit throwing things at me! Max: Glad you could join … ▶
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