Death: THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT. Albe…

Terry Pratchett
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Death: THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT. Albert: Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
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