Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma…

Janet Evanovich
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Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. this is it, he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep.this car has protective qualities You mean like a guardian angel? I mean, like, it has seatbelts ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six, p.600, Macmillan
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