You just put that sword away, sir, please, said the voice of Lance-Con…

Terry Pratchett
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You just put that sword away, sir, please, said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be murder, said the captain calmly. Not where I'm aiming, sir.
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