There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mounta…

Woody Allen
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There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, Boy, the food at this place is really terrible. The other one says, Yeah, I know; and such small portions. Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. ✨ Annie Hall, www.imdb.com. 1977.
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