I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drun…

Bill Hicks
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club. ✨ Bill Hicks: Sane Man. Documentary, Comedy, 1989.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club. ✨ Bill Hicks: Sane Man. Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

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