After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near t…

David Sedaris
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After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. ✨ David Sedaris (2000). Me talk pretty one day
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