When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if…

Andy Rooney
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ✨ Eating Out With Andy Rooney; With Every Course, an Opinion by Bryan Miller, www.nytimes.com. October 04, 1989.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ✨ Eating Out With Andy Rooney; With Every Course, an Opinion by Bryan Miller, www.nytimes.com. October 04, 1989.

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