I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show…

Joan Rivers
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ✨ With Age, Joan Rivers Learned To Say Anything: 'It Has Freed Me Totally'. Fresh Air with David Bianculli, www.npr.org. September 5, 2014.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ✨ With Age, Joan Rivers Learned To Say Anything: 'It Has Freed Me Totally'. Fresh Air with David Bianculli, www.npr.org. September 5, 2014.

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