Churches crack me up. They're like money, a conspiracy of faith. Like …

Karen Marie Moning
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Churches crack me up. They're like money, a conspiracy of faith. Like everyone agreed to believe that not only is there a God, but he comes down and checks on folks, so long as they hang in certain places, put up alters, burn lots of candles and incense, and perform sit-stand-kneel and other wacky rituals that'd make a coven of witches not look OCD. ✨ Karen Marie Moning (2012). Iced: Fever Series, p.136, Delacorte Press
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