If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cooki…

Mindy Kaling
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If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. ✨ Mindy Kaling (2011). Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns), p.218, Three Rivers Press
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