Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo ✨ Kurt Vonnegu…

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Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo ✨ Kurt Vonnegut (1999). Breakfast of Champions: Or, Goodbye Blue Monday!, CNIB, 197
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Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo ✨ Kurt Vonnegut (1999). Breakfast of Champions: Or, Goodbye Blue Monday!, CNIB, 197

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