They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I …

Darynda Jones
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They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila. ✨ Darynda Jones (2012). Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet, p.105, Macmillan
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