Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them. β¨ Terry Pratchett, Stephen Baxter (2012). The Long Earth: (Long Earth 1), p.72, Random House
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- I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind.
- People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another. β¨ Terry Pratchett (2008). Making Money: (Discworld Novel 36), p.206, Random House
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