In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or s…

Woody Allen
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In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly. ✨ Woody Allen (2007). The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose, Random House Incorporated
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