If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a…

Darynda Jones
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If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salinas Pueblo Missions, can I have your iMac? I gaped at her. You've really thought this out. I love your iMac. I love my iMac too, and you're not getting her. But you'll be decomposing.
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