What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators cho…

Bill Hicks
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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool. ✨ Love All the People.
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What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool. ✨ Love All the People.

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