Do you know how wizards like to be buried? Yes! Well, how? Granny Weat…

Terry Pratchett
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Do you know how wizards like to be buried? Yes! Well, how? Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. Reluctantly. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2012). The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld, p.22, Harper Collins
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