Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected…

Kurt Vonnegut
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Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes. ✨ KURT VONNEGUT JR (1969). SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE
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Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes. ✨ KURT VONNEGUT JR (1969). SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE

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